Joke of the day

Bear: Can you send me the expense claim form in soft copy?? Thank!!
Bear: Thank! USD 2.84 for breakfast? What did you eat?? Ha!ha!
Moh: I didn't say you could look at my itemized portions!
Bear: Why did you rent a car?
Moh: Why not!? Go to hell.
Bear: You rent the car to travel to Hell? No wonder you use so much gas.. Haha!!
Moh: Not so much gas. Hell was very close to the airport. It's called HDQ.

That makes my day!